Let’s be honest: everyone pees. From CEOs giving boardroom presentations to brides walking down the aisle, the human bladder is the great equalizer. Yet, despite its universality, we rarely talk about the chaos that ensues when Mother Nature calls at the absolute worst moment.
Amanda, still pinned to the ground by three excited dogs, looked up at the homeowner. Desperate to explain the dark stain spreading across her gray leggings, Amanda pointed at the dogs and yelled, "They knocked over my water bottle! I am totally fine!"
The wind at 50 feet in the air is unpredictable. The stream caught an updraft and sprayed back into his own face and chest. He spent the rest of the ride with his goggles fogged up, covered in his own "warmer." The GoPro footage was later uploaded to YouTube. It has 2 million views. He has since changed his name.
We’ve all been there. It’s a quiet meeting, a first date, or in the middle of a deep sleep, when a sudden, undeniable realization hits you: . funny pee stories
A four-hour gridlock on a standard holiday weekend highway.
You exit the stall only to lock eyes with a crowd of people of the completely opposite gender fixing their makeup. You must now walk the gauntlet of shame back to the exit, mumbling about "confusing signage." The Rules of Surviving a Bathroom Mishap
By the time the reception hit, I had consumed three glasses of iced tea and a celebratory flute of champagne. I was a ticking time bomb. Let’s be honest: everyone pees
When Nature Calls (And Leaves a Voicemail): The Absolute Funniest Pee Stories Ever Told
You burst through a door, ignore the lack of urinals (or the presence of them, depending on your usual target), and rush into a stall.
She burst through the door, only to find a giant, yellow plastic sign: Amanda, still pinned to the ground by three
Public transportation is a bladder’s battleground. Chloe, a journalist in NYC, had a moment of pure slapstick tragedy.
One of the weirder ways our bodies work is through conditioning. The Moss Experiment
Mark from Ohio shared a story that straddles the line between tragedy and vigilante justice. He was stuck on a customer service call with a cable company. After 40 minutes of hold music, he was desperate. He told the operator, "Please, just put me on hold for two more minutes, I'll be right back."